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Who's the Most Astro-iest?

***UPDATE***- Ok, so the discussion for this thread has been phenomenal, with many, many great names being tossed around. I think what will happen is that whenever conversation dies down, we'll take all the names (hopefully, like one commenter suggested, we get 32 guys) and match 2 of them up, bracket style, and see who moves on.

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So, looking around at the other superb SBN baseball blogs, I see that a number of teams are keeping up with their various minor league players. Whether it be polling to see which player has shown the most promise, or Baseball Prospectus-like rankings, everyone is interested in looking to the future.

We here at TCB are also interested in our future. Hell, with this team it's not so much interest as it often is worry. Bill James said we have the least amount of young talent of any team in MLB. So what should we do in the meantime?? I say we look to the past/present, and try to determine just who is the greatest exemplar of what it means to be a Houston Astro. These young up and comers need something to look up to, am I right??

Working Definition of Astro-iest: Not just who is the best player, but who embodies what it means to play baseball in Houston, Texas for the Astros (whatever you think that means). Did the player grow up in Texas and go on to success with the hometown team? Maybe he's from somewhere else, but became a fan favorite. Baggage or none, All-Star or not, who is the Astro-iest?

Here's what I'm thinking- I have a list of 22 current and former Astros (and a certain stadium) that we came up with. After everyone has said their piece, we'll decide who the final16 will be, and do a good old fashioned tournament to decide who is the most Astro-iest. So, if everyone could leave a comment or two, telling us who you think should make up the final 16 or which 6 should be knocked out, it would make this process all the more enjoyable. In other words: let's get some discussion going- did we miss someone? Any suggestions to improve this endeavor? Let us know.

Without further adieu, here are the people/thing that make up our list...

 

Star-divide

The Astrodome

Milo Hamilton

Jeff Bagwell

Craig Biggio

Lance Berkman

Larry Dierker

Jimmy Wynn

Nolan Ryan

Shane Reynolds

Mike Scott

Jose Cruz

JoseLima

Brad Ausmus

Roy Oswalt

Roger Clemens

Alan Ashby

Billy Doran

Joe Niekro

Roy Oswalt

Mike Hampton

Ken Caminiti

Billy Wagner

Reader Submitted Choices:

Dickie Thon

J.R. Richard

Jim Bouton

Jim DeShaies

 

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Biggio hands down is the Best Houston Astro ever. He not only played his heart out every game but started at multiple postions and never once said “I play second base only”. You also have to look at what he has done for the community (Sunshine Kids) he is what I would say is the best representation of what an Astro should be.

Well, I think we would need some definition of what "Astro-ness" is.

Growing up in the 1990s, I watched the Astros possess fantastic talent year after year, only to break down and fail in the playoffs. I’d say that whoever embodies that fact the best is the “Astro-iest.”

So, with that in mind, I think Mike Hampton is the guy who best personifies the Astros. He was a small pitcher whom no one (save the Astros, of course) thought would succeed. But he was awesome while in Houston. Since then, he just hasn’t been able to catch a break (well, except for when he made it to the World Series with the Mets). He blew up in Colorado and keeps getting injured. He’s a guy who had so much promise, but he just didn’t get lucky enough to have a fantastic career.

I’d also like to mention Dickie Thon. There’s no one better that I can think of who embodies that spirit. Incredible talent sidelined by fate.

done, i hope
and

thank you for going with hampton off the bat….our hope was that everyone would think beyond bagwell and biggio (although they are the biggest names).

It's definitely legitimate to think of Bagwell and Biggio

they were synonymous with Houston baseball for over a decade. But both of them are going to the hall of fame. That demonstrates a level of personal success that just doesn’t seem analogous to a franchise that has yet to win a world series. When the Astros do that, then maybe we can say that guys like Bagwell, Biggio, Ryan, or even Oswalt, Berkman, and Wagner personify the Astros. Until then, however, (and this is not to belittle the accomplishments of Guys like Hampton and Thon) I’d say that only those whose career have something of a tragic element to them really embody the Astros. And it has to be tragedy caused purely by fate, not personal choices. That’s why I didn’t really consider Ken Caminiti – his career was sidelined because of his own tragic decisions.

interesting point

with Cammy. He’s a controversial guy- on one hand he was by all accounts a great guy, just full of demons…

Clemens too. I included him on my list because he was the face of the 04 and 05 teams, and probably the greatest pitcher of our generation (roids or not)…I’ll be interested to see how everyone feels about these two…

I think even more than Mike Hampton, J.R. Richard embodies the promise/tragedy element.

He holds the club record for most strikeouts in a season, but his career was cut short by a stroke in 1980.

I’m too young to have first-hand memory of him, but my dad definitely remembers. He’s got a fascinating story…after his career finished, he got involved in some bad business deals and got seriously cleaned out. As in, he was homeless for a while.

Good one.

Wow, that’s really sad.

I would vote for Biggio at the top.

I agree with wadero’s reference to the Sunshine Kids. In addition, Biggio excelled in both the Dome and MMP eras and, by most accounts, had a great influence on the team culture.

However, we shouldn’t forget that the 60’s and 70’s was a completely different era for the Astros, characterized by perhaps the best collection of amateur talent in baseball but the a consistent failure to reach the playoffs. That probably wasn’t the players’ fault as much as the front office’s failure, since the top management seemed to misuse or discard the great talent signed by the teams’ scouts.
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So, for that reason, I would put Jimmy Wynn and Larry Dierker at the top of this list. Both of these guys were very, very good players, but enormously underrated by national baseball media and fans. Both players never got to the playoff land (even though Dierker did, later as an Astros manager), but it wasn’t a reflection on their talent. That seems like the profile of those early Astros’ teams. And both Wynn and Dierker continue to be identified with the Astros.

I second Dierker.

my ballot (16 who make the cut)

Mike Hampton
Roy Oswalt
Joe Niekro
Alan Ashby
Brad Ausmus
Shane Reynolds
Nolan Ryan
Jimmy Wynn
Larry Dierker
Lance Berkman
Craig Biggio
Jeff Bagwell
The Astrodome
Billy Wagner
Mike Scott
Roger Clemens

I'd nix Nolan

As awesome as Nolan Ryan is, I feel like his personal allegiances run stronger to the ballclub in Arlington.

Where's J.R.?

I’d nix Lima for J.R. Richards. I don’t think journeyman Lima embodies the almost loyal to a fault – see Ausmus, Brad – character of the Astros over the last tweny years.

he's on there

at the bottom. you probably just looked at the list right before i added him.

Ahh, there he is.

good call.

My 16

(no particular order) Bags, Biggio, Dierker, Richards, Wynn, Cruz, Cammi, Ausmus, Scott, Neikro, Ashby, Oswalt, Berkman, Thon, Ryan, Hampton.

Thoughts on exclusions. Clemens is not an Astro – hes a Red Sox, Yankee, Blue Jay and hired gun. Astrodome and Hamilton -too many good players. Billy Wagner – love him, but he will be remembered as a Met. Jose Lima – journeyman. Reynolds and Doran – I had to pick 16.

thank you sir

for completing your ballot

Jose Lima, I think,

is the exact opposite of what it is to be an Astro. I liked watching the guy (when he was good), but his brief stint as an awesome pitcher was almost entirely luck. He wasn’t a talented player who got unlucky, he was a mediocre player who got spectacularly lucky for two seasons.

casa ole!

ole! fresh today…anyone, anyone?

If anyone can find a copy of that commercial on the internet, I’d be eternally grateful.

I tried for a solid hour last week

No dice.

same here

just tried for like 20 min

I'll add Jim Bouton's name....

Look, the Astros have had their share of screwball (no, not the pitch) pitchers, from Kerfeld to Mike Marshall. (This is complicated…Marshall actually did throw a screwball.) But Bouton was funny and irreverent and wrote one of the greatest baseball books of all time, “Ball Four.” I suspect that most everyone who frequents this board has read it (but if you haven’t, get it.) I suppose some might disqualify Bouton because his great years were with the Yankees. But he wrote the book while he was journeyman knuckleballer with the Astros.

What other team can boast two pitchers (Dierker and Bouton) who wrote two of the funniest baseball books around? Interestingly, Dierker and Bouton were on the same pitching staff.

Deshaies

I’d love to see Deshaies on the list. Quality Astro and great color commentator. If I had to watch anyone else broadcast our games, I think I’d puke.

golly

how did we leave of JD??? If nothing else, he makes Astros games extremely entertaining…he’s one of the few ex players turned color commentators that makes intelligent comments. he goes against the grain, and for that he will be on the list.

He’s the epitome of what it means to be “Astro-iest”

I'll go for a top 10

1) Bagwell – promising, HOF career gets cut short, leaving in legacy somewhat in question.

2) Biggio – one of the two who I think of when I think: Astros.

3) JR Richard – for all the reasons mentioned above.

4) Ken Caminiti – sure his own demons are to fault, but as I kid I admired his hard nose approach to the game and also associated it with how the Astros played — getting the most they could out of themselves.

5) Roy Oswalt

6) Billy Doran – If Craig Biggio is a guy I think of as embodying what it means to be an Astro, then the man who taught him how to play his position deserves a nod.

7) Deshaies – mainly for his off the field contribution.

8) Berkman – Plays the game the right way.

9) Jimmy Wynn

10) Brad Ausmus – Intelligence and reverence for the game. Plus, what sums up Astros baseball more than offensive ineptitude.

Honorable Mention:
Tony Eusebio – dude had a ridiculous streak.

my vote

I think you’ve got most of the Astroiest on that list, especially w/ the names tossed in from the comments

My only opinion is that you remove Roger Clemens. Not because of his recent turmoil or anything – he just never felt like an Astro to me. Maybe I just had too many baseball cards of him in a Red Sox uniform, but he’s an AL East baseball player. He sure as hell won’t go into the HOF w/ our star on his cap, if he gets in at all. I know what he did for us, but that doesn’t make him Astro-y. I know he’s from Texas and all that, but he won’t be remembered as an Astro.

Also, I just want to second Eusebio for honorable mention. For some reason, when I was scrolling through some of my favorite Astros in my head, Tony came up. But, like DQ, I’m not sure he’d make the top 10 cut.

true

he seemed like a hired hand….he was open to go anywhere for the right price…

not hired hand

more like a mercenary

I'm glad I'm not the only one

With a strange affinity for the man.

My top 16, with explanations for the top 11:

1. & 2. Biggio and Bagwell – these are the guys who lead the team when I was a kid and loved the game, who stuck with the team through thick and thin, even when I didn’t (I became a disillusioned teenager after the 1994 strike), and who were still there as "elder statesmen" when I found my way back to the game in college.

3. & 4. Gene Elston and Milo Hamilton – between these two guys, they’ve been the "voice" of the Houston Astros since before they were Astros. Elston from the inaugural season of the Colt .45’s through 1986, and Milo from 1987 to the present (although he only does home games these days). I know a lot of people don’t like Milo’s style, but I’ve gotta admit, his voice is strongly linked to the ‘Stros for me…I may not always know what just happened on-field or what the score is, but I do know that I’m listening to an Astros game.

5. , 6., & 7. Larry Dierker, Phil Garner, and Jose Cruz – First they played, then they managed/coached. One day, maybe Ausmus or Biggio will join this list. I will always remember my first game at the Dome, asking my dad why they were booing their own team, and him explaining to me that they were saying Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz.

8. & 9. Jim Deshaies and Bill Brown – J.D. and Brownie are one of the best duos in baseball broadcasting today. And Deshaies held the team record for most wins by an rookie pitcher until Roy O broke it ’01.

10. & 11. Roy Oswalt and Lance Berkman – these guys were new faces to me when I returned to the fold in the early 2000’s. Believe it or not, I actually remember initially disliking Berkman, thinking "How could this guy even think about filling Bagwell’s shoes". But they managed to give me my first World Series where I watched every minute of every game. And regardless of what happens from here on out, Roy O will always be an Astros legend simply for the whole tractor business.

Rounding out my top 16: J. R. Richard, Mike Scott, Jimmy Wynn, Alan Ashby, and The Astrodome
       

PS

This is a great thread!

nice job AstroAndy

we’re getting some awesome responses, which makes the thread great. if nothing else, its interesting to see why people like certain players/people in the organization.

may i insert

asst. trainer, Rex Jones. His handlebar mustache is truly supreme.

What about

the “Killer B’s” tag as a whole?

does derek bell

count as a b? sean berry?

Biggio, Bags, Bell, and Berry were the Killer B’s, and Brad was the wanna-be. I still have the poster.

Some Sentimental Picks

Tim Bogar – Greatest shortstop in the history of Ken Griffey, Jr. Baseball and recent minor league manager of the year

Richard Hidalgo – “Doggy” and “Who let the Dogs out?”

Eric Anthony
Mike Magnante
Randy Knorr – Always thought of the soup brand when they showed him in the bullpen.
James Mooooooooooouton
Kevin Bass
Brian L. Hunter

and I don’t think you can have an “Astro-iest” list that includes the Astrodome if you don’t put Drayton and Tal Smith on the list, as well.

You could probably end up making a 32 person bracket.

at this point

we’re getting so many good responses from people, we may have to hand out honorable mentions, in addition to the Sweet-16

Kevin Bass...

Good call.

Tim Bogar

was badass in KGJ Baseball, but I’d take Bret Saberhagen in RBI Baseball anyday. Once you knew how to pitch with him, he was unhittable.

Definitely had Doggy and Bass...

… on my All Sentimental team. Casey Candaele and Bill Spiers, too.

Billy Spiers was definitely one of my favorites. Nice work.

Luis Gonzales, anyone?

Steve Finely to a lesser extent?

Considered 'em both.

Then I went and looked at their stats. Gonzales was up and down as an Astro, and while I loved Finley, he was only here 4 seasons.

The Short-Lived Astro All Star Team

A list of players who had early careers in Houston, or were drafted by us, but ended up making a name for themselves on other teams. Can anyone help me fill in the blanks?

SP – Curt Schilling
SP – Johan Santana

C-
1B
2B – Joe Morgan
3B – Phil Nevin
SS -
OF – Kenny Lofton
OF – Bobby Abreu
OF -

Add ons for the Short-Lived Astro All Star Team

OF Carlos Beltran
SP RandyJohnson

I was thinking more along the lines of drafted but never really played for us, instead of rented players. But if we can’t fill the slots, I’m sure we’d have to go to the Beltrans of the baseball universe.

ah, gotcha

I will have to think a bit harder now

yes a new list of 32

i think we should add a lot of ppl. to the list and ake out a few so i think we should have a 32 person bracket…Guys like Clemens should notbe on since he was barely a stro…ryan is a ?

also maybe randy johnson can be on this list (unless he wasnt here long enough)…

btw about eusabio – I LOVED HIM! and bogar, berry, and bell good times (nice killer b group there too!)

ok ok

im starting to agree with clemens being out….

I like the idea of the bracket

We’ll make it happen.

Now I might not answer the question just the way you ask it...

… as a recent vice presidential candidate might say.

Here’s my list. At least two names on here no one else has mentioned, I don’t think. These are sentimental picks.

Bagwell
Biggio (those two in that order, the rest are random)
Mike Scott
Nolan Ryan
Jose Cruz
Ken Caminiti
Bill Doran
Larry Dierker
Brad Ausmus
Alan Ashby
Roy Oswalt
Billy Wagner
Cesar Cedeno
J.R. Richard
Darryl Kile
Lance Berkman (and here I was struggling to think of the 16th!)

when i think astros

i think Scott Elarton! i’ll vote for Biggio though as the astro-iest.

elarton

i think he may still be kicking around in the minors somewhere….off the top of my head, he was either with kansas city or cleveland in the not too distant past

This led me...

… on a 25 minute digression of watching Astros crap on YouTube.

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