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Paging Mr. Cuban: Take a trip down I-45, the Astros would like to speak with you

So Richard Justice has a new idea, and frankly, I sort of like it. What if instead of another nameless businessman as pro sports team owner, Drayton McLane sold the Astros to a businessman with a name above all else- Mark Cuban?

Cuban certainly improved the Dallas Mavericks in recent years- turning the Mavs into a respectable lot after years of being a terrible organization with a fanbase that was pretty much non existent. I can vividly remember watching Rockets vs. Mavericks games in 1993, 1994 and wondering what it would be like to be a fan of a team that was as bad as the Mashburn-Jackson-Kidd Mavericks. Flash forward 15 years and the Astros are almost as bad, almost as hopeless.

The difference in the two clubs is that the Mavericks had to wait until 2000 to start their relationship with the Pittsburgh native turned billionaire. Our Astros, should McLane decide to pursue a sale earnestly, could find themselves across the table from Cuban in a negotiations session sooner rather than later.

Does Cubes have any intentions as far as becoming an owner on some level of a MLB team? Well, he flirted with the idea of buying the Chicago Cubs, but that never materialized as the Cubs have found new ownership. There is the potential hurdle of getting the stodgier, more set in their ways MLB and their respective club owners to sign off on a renegade of sorts becoming one of their peers.

If money talks like I think it does, this shouldn't be an issue. Bud Selig has turned MLB as much into a profit making vehicle as a professional sports league- whether it be moving back start times for World Series games to get prime TV time for advertisers and networks, to overseeing the evolution of free agent contracts, Selig understands the importance of the financial viability as much as any league commissioner.

On the micro level, the city of Houston could benefit greatly from Mark Cuban owning the Astros. While it's not as if the Rockets, Texans and Astros are laughingstocks, none of these franchises are visible nationally. Take that trip up I-45 and you find yourself in Dallas with at least two of the three professional sports teams (the Stars don't count with me. If you like hockey, I'm sorry, but your league is on life support) are well known nationally- the Cowboys and Mavericks. Even the Rangers, one of the more forgettable MLB teams, are making national headlines- albeit for less than desirable reasons. The striking thing about this, is that outside the Mavs, none of the Dallas teams have accomplished all that much in the past decade and a half.

The Cowboys have a history of losing in December that dates back nearly 15 years. Imagine the Yankees not winning their division or even winning a playoff series since 1996. Now imagine them still getting the lion's share of attention on ESPN. That's the Dallas Cowboys. They've been able to stay in the national consciousness because they have a history of winning, but also because they have an owner, Jerry Jones, that has pushed boundaries and made headlines. Bottom line: they're interesting.

Back to the Cuban front, the Mavericks have a lone Finals appearance to show for their near decade of great play. Their owner though, has given them every opportunity to win, has changed a losing culture and like Jerry Jones has perfected the art of turning controversy into revenue and attention. Unlike Jones though, Cuban has turned that notoriety into consistent winning. 

Yes, I realize the chances of a) Mark Cuban being interested in buying the Astros b) the MLB establishment giving the OK on the sale, and c) a Mavericks-like success story occurring is slim. But hey, it's December 21st. A guy can dream, and so can a city. So Mark, come on down to Houston. We're not that much different than Dallas. We don't have a riverwalk (I hear you have problems with those), and the MLB/NBA seasons don't overlap all that much. Just think about it. Rest assured, Astros fans are.

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as you've alluded to...

the prevailing view seems to be that the mlb owners will never approve Cuban. In interviews, Cuban hasn’t dispelled the notion that he is too radical for many of the owners, but it doesn’t seem to keep him from continuing to show interest in owning a baseball team. Some bloggers like to refer to the baseball owners and their tradition-bound GMs as “lodge members.” I think Cuban doesn’t fit in as a racoon hat wearing lodge member. Perhaps if he made a very generous offer to McLane and McLane (as a card carrying member of the lodge) vouched for his character, he might get in.

I agree with the points mostly of a sports type person buying the astros instead of just some big buisnessman…but cuban? I don’t have any other names or options to present, but i can say that i absolutely hate cuban. I know most of ya’ll are probably rockets fans, but i personally am a spurs fan as i’m from about an hour and a half from san an and 2 and a half from houston. I’m personally just not a fan of cuban and would be disgusted if he was the owner

being a Rockets fan makes me hate Cuban

but man he’d be GREAT for us when compared to Drayton. sadly this whole thing is irrelevant because of the aforementioned necessary “ok” just wouldn’t happen.

By the way, that photo of Cuban reminds me...

of Bobby Valentine wearing a disguise in the dugout. Do you recall that ESPN game of the week? Valentine was ejected by the umpire, and came back to the dugout wearing a mustache and sunglasses disguise. I thought it was hilarious, but MLB didn’t.

No, no, a thousand times no.

Mark Cuban is a whiny, petulant child of a team owner. You’re tired of Drayton meddling in baseball affairs? You don’t like his ridiculous statements?

Drayton is what Cuban will be in thirty years.

Cuban

Is at least an outside of the box thinker. You’re a hoops guy. Listen to any Bill Simmons podcast and whenever Cuban comes up, everyone involved talks about how he is always ahead of the curve.

When MIT had that huge statistics/analytics convention earlier in the year, the one Morey attended, Cuban was there too. Could you ever see Drayton at a place like that? No. Cuban is petulant, but he is noteworthy, interesting and passionate.

For the record, I don’t mind Drayton’s ridiculous statements. What do we want him to say, “Well, we’re just gonna flat out suck this season. Russ Ortiz? Mike Hampton? Who are we trying to kid. Let’s fold up camp and save ourselves the effort.”

yeah, I agree with you, HLP.

I like the fact that Cuban will try new things…that’s why the racoon hats don’t like him. I don’t have doubt that any baseball team he owns will be more statistics saavy than most teams. I vaguely recall that he has hinted as much when he was chasing the Cubs. He will try some things which are bad ideas, too, but that comes with the territory. He will mettle in the operations side too much, but maybe the more saber oriented front office would restrain from making too many mistakes. Personally, I’m not wild about Cuban because of his whining during Rockets-Mavs playoff series. But I do respect his independence.

why in the world

would he have bypassed getting into the ownership opportunities of one of the best up and coming teams with tons of talent up and down the system,in the town where he lives, and instead get in with a team with no talent throughout the system and no future whatsoever? The Rangers may have been forgettable in the past 10 years, but the headlines they are getting now are far more desirable than the deathwatch this city has on this franchise….I mean you are saying that Nolan Ryan taking ownership is a non desirable headline? Come on man…….

The Astros have more value than the Rangers. An investor has to take a long term view, and the team’s current talent level has very little to do with a long term appraisal of value. Besides those things (talent) can be changed fairly rapidly in baseball with money.

I’m not saying that Cuban would or would not have interest in the Astros. However, he has shown a preference for high value franchises (Cubs). I also think that approval is less likely if he owns another major sports franchise in the same city.

How do the Astros have more value, short or long term than the Rangers?

Apart from maybe whatever Forbes values financially (but I have no idea about those figures), the Rangers, baseball-wise, have a young team coming off a 87-win season and a top farm system. The Astros have an old team who won 74 games, and a rather barren system. The Rangers would look more attractive to a potential owner, with the promise of future success, unless they get scared away by being in the same market as the Cowboys and the same suburb as Jerryworld. Tom Hicks made a profit on the Rangers, even though they’ve been generally poor since he bought the team…though obviously it doesn’t help him now.

Buying the Astros now would have to mean starting over and dealing players for prospects. They would have to deal with the Texans (who are pretty much on the verge of playoffs football, just need some luck) and the Rockets (savvy organisation as a whole), but there’s an opportunity there, but it would take time.

The value has more to do with markets and revenues than any near term construction of the team. For quite some time, the Astros have been a better revenue generating team, including last year. On more of an intangible point, the Astros have better branding than the Rangers. Perhaps that has more to do wtih stability and tradition. And they are in a better market. The fact that the Rangers will always compete with one of the most powerful franchises in sports history (Cowboys) will always distract from their value.

If a new owner added $15 milion to last year’s budget, the Astros would be in the thick of contention. That would maintain the team’s profile in the market. If I were a billionaire and owned the team, I would pursue that path. Most new owners would prefer that path so that it doesn’t look like they took over in order to sell off the team. In that sense, by cutting the budget, McLane makes it easier on a new owner to look like the good guy.

True.

But it still does look like this team needs an overhaul, too much money tied up in certain places and a lot of holes.

But the entire situation in Houston is pretty solid: the franchise has had a solid reputation of playing winning baseball, they’ve got a relatively new ballpark etc.

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