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Manny has an IQ of 99

Here's the proof (thank you targeted facebook ads):

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Apparently he's smarter than the average bear...if by bear we mean ball player that is.  That should earn him at least a two year deal...Right?

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I Love Those Ads

Mainly because they always tell me that the average NBA player has an IQ of 130+. Right.

I'll take him...

Any guy that can hit 4 times his IQ sounds like a pretty legit player to me. While we are at it, lets put Berkman in center and Lee in right to have the most hilarious outfield in the history of the game.

And sign Dunn, too

Put him in RF, and have Pence cover 3B.

That would fantastic.

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