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Stop the presses: Astros lose close game after bullpen can't hold lead

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Smug, beer making jerk.

 

 

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... and Bud Norris

is starting to learn what it’s actually like to pitch for the Astros.

he knew already. he pitched for Round Rock. he had a 4-9 W/L record even though won the league ERA championship.

I know it doesn't feel like it now...

…but he actually has it relatively good here in terms of run support.

Nobody at Round Rock broke .800 OPS.

More poor pitching management by Cooper

He always insists on pulling pitchers who are doing well because of platoon crap

Thus not only does he give up the lead, he also wears out guys who don’t need to even be in the game.

Also, more crappy offense, more passed balls that will probably be scored as wild pitches, and more pulling out guys who have been in the game in favor of pinch hitters who proceed to pop out or other dumb stuff.

Bernie had a couple cheerleaders up in his cabin tonight

you’re just jealous

no way, Pete!

i cast off any vestiges of brewer fandom that may have developed when i moved to houston 20 years ago. that was a wise move on my part. (it’s amazing how wise one can be when you move to a town when you’re only four years old)…regardless, jealousy isn’t what i feel. first of all, i’ll take orbit over bernie any day of the week:

Second, even though Bernie may have lured some cheerleaders up there, Orbit definitely got intergalactic babes in his day. Here is a photo of his boudoir:

  1. Pretty sure Orbit would win in a fight
  2. Absolutely certain Orbit gets all the green women he wants
  3. Very sad that Orbit is no longer our mascot.
  4. Junction Jack sucks
Junction Jack smells like gin

No really. Maybe it’s the lost season, but have you had a photo op lately? Dude’s hittin’ the bottle.

On the plus side!

At least we are clinching our bottom 15 status and improving our draft ranking!

Coop looks so serene.

He’s accepted the inevitable. He’s like Camus’ Stranger before his execution.

always appreciate the philosophy references

they class up the joint…especially after i just searched google for “sexy space babes” to find a picture of a half naked space woman, before settling on a picture of a space bedroom

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