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Sunday Morning Astros, etc. Round Up

It was brought to my attention tonight that #iamsinglebecause is a top trending topic on Twitter.  It hurts my brian less at this point to think about that than continue ponder whether the Astros will surpass 2007's 72 win mark.

  • Richard Justice gets creative on his search for the Astros next manager.  Usually Justice's hair-brained schemes like this make my head hurt worse than the above scenarios, but I like where his head is at on this one.  In fact, I like it a lot.  Not necessarily the candidate, just the criterion.
  • Footer has some great pictures from the Minor League MVP ceremony from last night.  Depressing realization: I am older than some of them.  This is a sad age for me.
  • JJO has some quotes from Roger and Kolby's night at MMP.  I really can't imagine a worse shadow to have live in.  Never, and I repeat, never will I complain about any pressure I've ever felt from my parents again.
  • BPro is searching for the proper way to evaluate franchise's efficiency and they're offering a new formula.  The Astros aren't ranked very highly...shocking.
  • I couldn't find anything else interesting, so I told Baseball Reference to give me a random page.
  • For those of you have been with TCB since Way Back, I went to the Way Back Machine and took you to happier times.  2005 seems like a life time ago.

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Among the comments on Justice’s column…someone seriously suggests Richard Justice for manager of the Astros.

uggggghhhhhh

I can just imagine the post game conferences when he’d start spouting off wonky split stats and discussing QS.

it would be entertaining

to say the least.

I laugh at the BPro article on payroll efficiency....

Their big adjustment to the previously published payroll efficiency ranking is to give bottom 10 teams credit based on how many extra losses they can achieve so that they can get better draft choices. I understand the point, I suppose. But I think that is the kind of things which would lose BPro credibility among most GMs and front offices. It smacks too much of “let’s intentionally lose so that we can get a higher draft choice.”

Worse shadow than Roger Clemens'?

How about
June Lee Oswald (born Feb. 15, 1961), Audrey Marina Rachel Oswald (born Oct. 20, 1963)?

Father: Lee Harvey Oswald

Pete Rose, Jr

Pete Rose. Jr bummed around the minors for several years. I saw him play against Birmingham Barons a few times. He was a Barons killer. I felt sorry for him . Pete Rose, Jr – what a shadow and shared name,. From Wikipeida:

In his early years, Rose Jr. met with limited success in matching his father’s rise to baseball stardom, and was often a target of heckling in regards to his father’s legal woes and ban from baseball.

Rose’s best minor league season was in 1997 at Chattanooga, for the Chattanooga Lookouts, at age 27. He hit .308 in 112 games with 25 home runs, 98 RBIs, 31 doubles and 75 runs scored for the Lookouts.

Ozzie Canseco

not a father overshadowinfg – but an identical twin brother. Ozzie sloshed around AA ball while his identical twin starred at Oakland. Ozzie was a soiid AA player but couldn’t cut it in the majors.

or a new high school coach might say

“So Bobby Bonds was your grandfather?
and Barry Bonds was your father?
Nice to meet you.
You’ll bat third in the lineup.
Glad to have you aboard
By the way, what position do you play?”

Maybe it's a plus for Koby Clemens...

I’ve got to think that he had to develop some mental toughness to deal with all the crazy stuff which has been printed about both his father and mother. On the other hand, Koby probably has learned a lot about baseball from his father. And Roger Clemens’ reputation is still high among baseball players…so I suspect his teammates and coaches like to see his father coming to games.

This may sound crazy, but I think Roger Clemens would be a good pitching coach.

“BPro is searching for the proper way to evaluate franchise’s efficiency and they’re offering a new formula. The Astros aren’t ranked very highly…shocking.”

In fairness, any such metric that showed the Astros ranking highly would have to be ditched.

Oh it wasn't meant to be derisive

I completely agree. This is a very, very, very inefficient franchise.

I find Ozzie Guillen quotes entertaining.
and here's the quote...(accidently pushed the post button early)

The White Sox, like the Astros, have been playing really badly after they left contender status. After the recent Tigers’ win over the White Sox, in which the Tigers scored 12 unanswered runs:

Guillen was not as upset about the loss as he was about the team watching college football in the clubhouse like nothing had happened immediately after the come-from-behind bashing.

"If they think the season’s over for them, yes," Guillen said. If they think it’s over for me, no. I want to make it clear: There’s a bunch of [expletives] out there watching football games like a piece of [expletive] with no pride. By the way they [expletive] play, that’s embarrassing. If you don’t have pride about the way you play, get another job.

"I’m not in a pennant race, but at least I have some pride. When you get [to the clubhouse] and turn on a stupid-ass football game when those [expletive] football players don’t give a [expletive] about you, that’s embarrassing. We’ve got seven games [left]. They are going to pull their [expletive] together, period. I don’t mind losing a game, but when you lose a game and you don’t care about it, we are going to have a problem. To get your asses kicked like that and all of a sudden, you’re watching football games? That’s a bunch of [expletive]."
I really like Ozzie

but he’s just ranting there. Now they’ll all head over to somebody’s place and watch it there. What are they supposed to do?

I’ve noticed that Ozzie regularly calls his players a “piece of sh__t.” That must be one of his favorite phrases. I suspect, though, that it loses a lot of shock value for his players when he uses it so frequently.

I watch a repeat of the rant on ESPN last night

I think he meant they were watching the football game while the White Sox were playing .

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